Brawl at Cemetery Junction

Well, it seems there’s never a quiet day around here!

So, it turns out that a guy in red got upset with a guy in blue after they both ordered from Mr. Cod.

Both could use some advice: the guy in red for being a bit of a jerk and losing his trousers—and his dignity—and the guy in blue for letting that jerk get under his skin and putting himself at risk of arrest.

In the chaos, red ended up losing his phone and blue lost his glasses!

As for the Co-op security dressed in their odd outfits, they’re as ineffective as ever. I don’t know why they even bother.

A big shoutout to the kind Muslim gentleman who stepped in to try to diffuse the situation—Ramadan Mubarak to you, sir!

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  1. Wow, what a scene at Cemetery Junction! It’s incredible how quickly things can escalate over something as trivial as a takeaway. It sounds like both guys could use a good chat about keeping their cool. Losing your trousers and glasses in a heated moment is quite the loss of dignity, to say the least!

    And it’s disappointing to hear that the security at the Co-op didn’t step up—sometimes it feels like they’re just there for show. Props to the gentleman who tried to de-escalate the situation; it’s great to see people stepping in to promote peace, especially during Ramadan. Here’s hoping everyone can learn a lesson from this little drama and keep it calm next time!

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